Upper front of body, bosom, breast, bust, mammary glands, upper trunk, dirty pillows, head lights, tatas, boobs... have I forgotten any?
Yes, this blog is about boobies. Let's talk about 'em. Bigger isn't always better. And by "bigger" I don't mean Ice T's girlfriend, Coco, or that freaky chick on Jerry Springer who tried to write her boobs off her taxes as a work expense. I'm referring to the slightly larger than average female who doesn't necessarily look like a freak. Specifically, I'm referring to size 36DD.
I really hope you small/average boobed girls don't think having big knockers is a good thing. I can't jog without strapping 'em down, I have to buy dresses two sizes too big to get them to fit, people stare at them, they keep moving when the rest of me stops, and it's darn near impossible to lay on my stomach at the beach. (I have to use my fists to make dents in the sand without being too obvious). I have arthritis in my back to look forward to in my old age. Stretchmarks. Mammograms are harder to read. Bras in my size actually COST MORE.
I'd like to think I'd run around bra-less all the time if I were an A or B cup, buy maybe not, as I'll never know. As it is, I have to put on a bra to go to the mailbox, for fear of ending up on one of those "people of walmart" websites or something called www.failboob.com
Why do some girls want larger lady lumps? Give me a good reason - that doesn't have to do with the lesser sex.
I suppose I'm ranting to an extent, but I just want to tell girls to take advantage of what you've got. Consider your own breasts the best breasts ever! You're gorgeous!
I have to go take some advil, my back hurts.
Yes, this blog is about boobies. Let's talk about 'em. Bigger isn't always better. And by "bigger" I don't mean Ice T's girlfriend, Coco, or that freaky chick on Jerry Springer who tried to write her boobs off her taxes as a work expense. I'm referring to the slightly larger than average female who doesn't necessarily look like a freak. Specifically, I'm referring to size 36DD.
I really hope you small/average boobed girls don't think having big knockers is a good thing. I can't jog without strapping 'em down, I have to buy dresses two sizes too big to get them to fit, people stare at them, they keep moving when the rest of me stops, and it's darn near impossible to lay on my stomach at the beach. (I have to use my fists to make dents in the sand without being too obvious). I have arthritis in my back to look forward to in my old age. Stretchmarks. Mammograms are harder to read. Bras in my size actually COST MORE.
I'd like to think I'd run around bra-less all the time if I were an A or B cup, buy maybe not, as I'll never know. As it is, I have to put on a bra to go to the mailbox, for fear of ending up on one of those "people of walmart" websites or something called www.failboob.com
Why do some girls want larger lady lumps? Give me a good reason - that doesn't have to do with the lesser sex.
I suppose I'm ranting to an extent, but I just want to tell girls to take advantage of what you've got. Consider your own breasts the best breasts ever! You're gorgeous!
I have to go take some advil, my back hurts.
As a person who has gone from an A to a D post 1st kid to a comfortable C then DD and then finally to B I must say- I do enjoy looking at the cup being half full much better.
ReplyDeleteI am the only one of my sisters who is a member of the itty bitty titty committee I have watched them suffer through back aches, reduction surgeries, and the many other ailments that come w/ huge boobs.
I don't care if I do look like a pre pubescent boy- I'll never have to worry about falling down the stairs bc I'm top heavy again. (And yes, I did actually tumble down the stairs due to enlarged boobs.)
Hey, as long as they are real then you're all good. Fake boobies are so passe.
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't run around bra-less as an A or a B, trust me.
ReplyDeleteI cannot fathom why anyone would want big boobs either. I love being flat chested. Well, maybe no LOVE. Sometimes, in a pretty litle dress I look like a boy. But mostly not, because of my ample rear :) You know what I'm saying though. They look pretty, and balance you out sometimes I think. HOWEVER, if I had to chose one or the other...I'll take my flat chest thank you very much.
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